1. hell yeah donkey lips is in this x files episode

     

  2. accurate

    (Source: dustygozongas)

     


  3. or anything else in my life from about that point onwards

     


  4. my secret shame is that i never finished ff xii

     

  5. bullshit

     


  6. tumblr user alltheprettyones has been in line for a rental car at orlando international airport for 24 full hours please send police and ice water and glossy european fashion magazines

     

  7. zdarsky:

    GUYS GUYS ORDER MY NEW COMIC WHEEEEEEE
    Love,
    Chip!


    mattfractionblog
    :

    SEX CRIMINALS #1

    GEM OF THE MONTH
    story MATT FRACTION
    art / cover CHIP ZDARSKY 
    SEPTEMBER 4
    32 PAGES / FC / M
    $3.50
    A SEX COMEDY FOR COMICS
    Suzie’s a normal girl with an extraordinary ability: when she has sex, she stops time. One night she meets John…  who has the same gift. And so they do what any other sex-having, time-stopping, couple would do: they rob banks. In the vein of THE 40-YEAR OLD VIRGIN and BRIDESMAIDS, Image Comics invites you to come along with MATT FRACTION (Hawkeye, SATELLITE SAM) and CHIP ZDARSKY  (Prison Funnies, Monster Cops) for the series that puts the “comic” back in “comics” and the “sexy” back in “sex crimes.”

    i haven’t been paying much attention to comics lately but, well, this will probably rule. 

     

  8. not cool that they named these dog treats after a serious medical condition

     


  9. anybody wanna give me their 3ds friend code for animal crossing so i can continue to waste my life? thx

     

  10. (Source: yuyufashion, via meancutie)